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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:32
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Still no good
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which race of women are the hottest?
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
No way
They put up a sign reading
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...